he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
i've created a new STD.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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