I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize