thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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