Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
the day after is always just damage control
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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