She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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