his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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