He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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