Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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