Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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