Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
So much Jack, so little girl.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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