Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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