Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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