I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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