Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
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