guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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