So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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