***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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