talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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