i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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