I wannas sexs uuuuu
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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