Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Randomize
