The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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