I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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