are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Of course I have a pirate flag
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
tell me about the eggs
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