have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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