People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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