Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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