My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Say something about gay babies.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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