didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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