her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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