Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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