Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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