how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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