NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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