And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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