I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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