and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Randomize