dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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