no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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