i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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