My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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