Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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