Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
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