i can't believe i had my finger in that
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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