what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
No subtext here. People are naked.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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