hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
My liver is preforming stress tests.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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