My first STD was from a foam party
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
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