what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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