People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
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Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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