So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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