I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
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