I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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