Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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