i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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