Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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