better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
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