4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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